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How to Cheat a Lie Detector

Tue, Jan 22 2007 Lie detector attached to a man's fingers

While some people believe that polygraph (lie detectors) tests are reliable, there is little scientific evidence to buttress this claim. For example, while some claim the test to be accurate in 70% - 90% of the cases, critics charge that rather than a "test", the method amounts to an inherently unstandardizable interrogation technique whose accuracy cannot be established.

Polygraph tests record physical data, such as pulse rate, perspiration, blood pressure and skin resistance. If a person tells a lie, he will definitely have some abnormal neurological activity which will result in an altered physiological state.

Well, if you find in a situation when you must confront with a lie detector, first and most important you must do is learn about polygraphs as much as you can. The dirty little secret behind the polygraph is that the test depends on trickery, not science. Generally speaking, perspiration is easiest to control by individuals attempting to cheat the polygraph, but pulse, blood pressure and especially skin resistance are very difficult to master. A typical polygraph test starts with a pre-test interview to gain some preliminary information. Therefore you may not confront the subject with a "did you do it" style inquiry.

There are three basic types of questions you will be asked: relevant, irrelevant, and control:

1. The Irrelevant questions are obvious ones, kind of introductory question such as "What's your name?"

2. The Relevant questions are the ones that are connected with the actual events of the murder for example. A question of this kind would be, "What were you doing during the murder?"

3. The Control questions are the most important ones. An example of a commonly used control question is, "Did you ever lie to get out of trouble?" The polygrapher steers the examinee into a denial by warning, for example, that anyone who would do so is the same kind of person who would commit the kind of behavior that is under investigation and then lie about it. But secretly, it is assumed that everyone has lied to get out of trouble.

Also a good note is that during your examination you need to find out what the tester is looking for. After you can prepare yourself in advance by thinking about what confessions they are looking for, that you can know what things to admit and what things to deny.

No matter what you do, beware of the Control questions. They are such types of questions that basically are answered with "yes", but still are uncomfortable honestly answering. Such an example is "Have you ever lied in order to get out of trouble?" or "Have you ever told a lie?" I'm sure your answer will be "yes". Control questions are those against which your reactions to relevant questions will be compared.

It is interesting to note that, so far, no scientific study has been published that offers convincing evidence of the validity of the polygraph test. Polygraph tests have also been criticized for failing to trap known spies such as Aldrich Ames, who passed two polygraph tests while spying for the Soviet Union.

If he can pass it two times, maybe you can pass it at least one time!



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Tue, Jan 22 2007
Charlie says:
Great advices! this may come useful in some point of life
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Wed, Jan 23 2007
Johnny says:
can't wait to kill someone!
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Wed, Jan 23 2007
Brent says:
you people are stupid. try taking the 4 week course to become authorized to administer these tests. unless your mentally retarded your gonna have a HELL of a time beating this
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Wed, Jan 23 2007
Tex says:
to Brent: 4 whole weeks to be authorized to use unproven garbage (wow, 1 month away from wrongly ruining peoples lives and letting guilty people go free randomly). If they are so great, why are they not admissable in court? They are junk, and if you don't think so I have a "Tiger attack prevention" device for sale that is 100% guaranteed to prevent tiger attacks. All lie detectors are is another intimidation method used by the small dicked cops to try to trick/coerce a confession from someone instead of doing any real investigation. Funny how they will not drop charges when the lie detector says they are not guilty, but will let it be know when someone fails or is unwilling to take test that it is a sign of guilt. As if the "operator" of the devices are not biased (they are the police). If they thought the subject was telling the truth they wouldn't want a test, now would they? Then if the subject is found (according to the magical truth machine) to be honest, they will simply say "the test was inconclusive" to try to make them still seem guilty. Just another tool of the foolish to use on the weak. Here's a flaw in their "truth detection" - what if the subject was insane and trully believed they were a helicopter, would the lie detector saying it is true make him a helicopter? If you want to beat a lie detector, just remember, it is a gimmick. If you really think it works (placebo effect) try saying in your head, right after the question, "while wearing pink panties" - there fore every answer will be a lie and there could be no baseline (unless you really wear pink panties frequently).
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Wed, Jan 23 2007
2k2 says:
You guys calm down seriously... try it out yourself you never know untill you try... GROW UP Remember you guys graduated school LIVE LIKE NORMAL ADULTS!
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Fri, Mar 8 2007
Wiggoney says:
Learn English!
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Wed, Apr 3 2007
DC says:
Thanks Tex. Brent MUST be a polygrapher. Only they would try to convince the world that "lie-detection test" work to keep the job they worked soooo hard to get. Hey Brent! Try 4 years of college and get a real job.
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Fri, Apr 5 2007
LOL says:
All I have to say is, these people go through four weeks of training and are qualified to detect whether or not I flex my anus to trick a test....now THATS a profession
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Wed, May 22 2007
Brent? says:
what happened brent cat got ur tongue?
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Fri, Jun 7 2007
mac says:
hi i passed my test by smoking pot before the exam . it worked try it!!
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Sat, Jul 27 2007
M 2 says:
LMAO @ MAC
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Wed, Aug 14 2007
some random guy says:
what does buttress means?
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Tue, Nov 5 2007
donkey boy says:
snort a bunch of coke you will pass
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Tue, Nov 12 2007
The Ham-Burglar says:
Tickle your pickle just before! Beat the sausage! That will give you the best results
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Thu, Dec 12 2007
RE:some random guy says:
buttress means to support
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Tue, Jan 28 2008
linda says:
your bunch of twats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tue, Jan 28 2008
Rhi says:
hello anybody there.
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Sun, Feb 16 2008
mimi says:
Balgaria
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Wed, Feb 19 2008
lara says:
im about to take a test, help!! whats the nest thing i can do to pass?
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Wed, Mar 11 2008
feefee says:
could someone be asking themselves questions in their head as the operator/police/whoever asks questions? Like if the operator asks a question you don't want the truth to come out, could the testee go over in their head questions like "am I gay" and answer "No"? Has anybody tried that and passed?
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Tue, Mar 17 2008
Cheese Man says:
what about the idea of asking yourself a question after they have asked you a questions. i.e "did you kill that man?" In your mind you ask yourself a different question "is my name cheese girl?" the Answer is No. Just an idea!
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Tue, Mar 17 2008
cheese man says:
Just seen feefee's question! damn!
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Fri, Mar 20 2008
Russian Spy says:
I think these are good tips. Except smoking pot suggestion because you will probably get a question about illegal drugs by following medical exam in the next few weeks... Faggots do not pass PT
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Thu, Apr 23 2008
drea says:
yeah i think you all need a hobbie ..... ecept for me who can really use this info right about not [[SPY WORK, ITS MUCH EASIER IN THE MOVIES]] D.
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Sat, Jun 27 2008
mimi's daddy says:
Whats considered passing? If you take a pre-employment test and tell the truth about everything (even though the info is incriminating); is that passing? And do you get hired for honesty or not hired cause you did something in the past?
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Sat, Jul 4 2008
raker says:
kebelly
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Sat, Jul 4 2008
rakerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr says:
piggggggyyyyy
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Wed, Aug 19 2008
Michael says:
I love how you're all wanting to pass a PT, not even realizing they're a bunch of bullsh*t. The only reason I google'd Lie Detectors is because of Jeremy Kyle, according to him the lie dector is 96% accurate, wow, big number... sadly that means 1 out of every 25 people could potentially get the wrong result... resulting in a marriage break up, or split.. or whatever.. According to other websites the test is below 80% accurate. The man who invented the lie detector also thought that plants could read human thoughts. Go figure.
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Wed, Sep 9 2008
no nathan says:
u retard
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Wed, Sep 9 2008
tom says:
gerkin .. sned bagzz
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Wed, Sep 9 2008
Geezer says:
sNEDDY
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Wed, Sep 9 2008
james clelland says:
arlen bullys me all my life
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Wed, Sep 9 2008
Fat Cunt says:
My name is arlen
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Wed, Sep 9 2008
Mr Awan says:
i poke my fingers up my Bum.
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Wed, Sep 9 2008
rachel brannan says:
snow brow
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Wed, Sep 9 2008
piggy says:
I licked rakers gooch
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Tue, Dec 8 2008
masaa says:
i beat this garbage twice too!!!
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Sat, Dec 19 2008
steven barber says:
i luv watford
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Mon, Jan 4 2009
85546 says:
YU ALL ARE GAY FAGS
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Mon, Jan 4 2009
85546 says:
GET A REAL HOBBY YU DORKS YU ALL MUST BE LOW LIVES
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