EntertainmentBaby girl with 25 middle names
Mon, Jun 24 2007
A six-week-old baby is facing a fight to learn her full name after her parents have given their newborn 25 middle names, honouring great boxers.
The far-from-punchy name given to Autumn Brown, which features a staggering 185 letters, left register office staff reeling.
Autumn's mother, Maria, decided on the knockout title to keep up a family tradition started by her boxing-mad parents, who gave their three children a total of 103 names.
The baby's full name is Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown.
Maria, from Perton, Wolverhampton, told the city's Express and Star: "The whole thing came about because both my mum and dad are obsessed with boxing and have a bit of a daft sense of humour".
"When I was young I couldn't ever remember my name. It took me until the age of 10 to memorise it all."
The 33-year-old mother added: "I'm hoping Autumn has a good sense of humour with her name. It's never done me any harm though."
Wed, Jun 26 2007
Abby says:
This is ridiculous.....are you serious?
Wed, Jun 26 2007
SERGIO says:
AND I THOUGH I HAD IT BAD
Wed, Jun 26 2007
Diana says:
This is ridiculous. That poor kid will prolly fail kindergarten from being so confused
Wed, Jun 26 2007
ashley says:
i think this is a unique way of honoring someone. this is not that dumb! instead of putting some posters up in your room u are honoring them threw middle names. that takes guts to do that b.c so many people will turn you down b.c of what you name your child!
Wed, Jun 26 2007
Dancerrr05 says:
wow.
thats all im gonna say
Wed, Jun 26 2007
Niki says:
Diana... It looks like you failed kindergarten too.
Wed, Jun 26 2007
jazz says:
THIS IS SO FUNNY,WHAT WHEN SHE HAVE ON HER I.D..I THINK IT SHOULD BE-(ASCJHBJWDTSSCBBLCWMPJLCFFB) THIS IS SHORT FOR NAME ALL LETTERS...
Wed, Jun 26 2007
Ted says:
As soon as I turned 18 I would change my name. Credit agencies can barely get three names right.
Wed, Jun 26 2007
Tiger says:
What, no "Tyson" in there? Y'know, the poor little girl will probably have no interest in boxing at all. She might grow up hating her parents for that, then change her name and become a porn star.... called Tyson!
Thu, Jun 27 2007
Lindsey says:
First off Autumn is a beautiful baby. i think it is a cute way to make her name unique. although 25 may be a little excessive...when she grows up she will love the fact that her name is unique.
Thu, Jun 27 2007
Yvette says:
That's really sad, Why?
Thu, Jun 27 2007
kisha says:
sound like different men she have been wtih; first, middle, and last name.
Thu, Jun 27 2007
Amanda says:
I can not believe that anyone would do that to their child, let alone, themselves. Imagine what her social security card is going to look like! Good luck, but what a shame.
Thu, Jun 27 2007
Chrissy says:
That's one messed up family. They have issues.
Thu, Jun 27 2007
Amber says:
Wow that's sad...I would never do that to my child.
Fri, Jun 28 2007
SDOT DA KING says:
MAN NOW YALL KNO YALL NEED YALL ASS WHOOPED FOR DOEN DAT TO A LIL GURL!!! SHE AINT GON BE ABLE TO REMEMBER ALL DAT CUZ I AREADY 4GOT ALL DEM NAMES!!!!THA PARENTS NEED TO GROW UP!!!!
Fri, Jun 28 2007
BREANNA says:
THATS RIDICULOUS....DEY NEEDA BE SMACKED!!SHE GON FAIL 1ST 2ND AND 3RD GRADE!!
Fri, Jun 28 2007
RM says:
Placidity stunt
Fri, Jun 28 2007
RM says:
*Publicity stunt
Sun, Jul 7 2007
Candice says:
These parents have way to much time on their hands. To sit and write all that crap down wow....At least she'll never be a victim of identity theft.
Mon, Jul 8 2007
burke says:
The Government should intervene and castrate those parents
Mon, Jul 8 2007
big T says:
I agree with burke, he should be elected president for such a smart, informed, intelligent comment
Mon, Jul 8 2007
burke says:
burke would make big T his running mate
Mon, Jul 8 2007
Big T says:
together we would take over the world and parents like this would be executed
Mon, Jul 8 2007
burke says:
and slowly tortured
on national television
Mon, Jul 8 2007
Big T says:
while little "autumn" here was watching and eating popcorn
Mon, Jul 8 2007
little "autumn" says:
I hate my parents... Anybody know of a good psychologist?
Mon, Jul 8 2007
burke says:
"autumn" you should deal with your problems becoming an anorexic cutter
Mon, Jul 8 2007
Big T says:
oh hey little "Autumn" we were just talking about you, did ya want the Psychologist for your parents or for yourself?
Mon, Jul 8 2007
little "autumn" says:
For myself. My parents doomed me to a horrible life. I think i'm just going to take burke's advice and become an anorexic cutter. I'll be emo like that
Mon, Jul 8 2007
little "Autumn" says:
oh mr burke I am not sure what that is, but my father said I should take up being a full time porn star like that other man suggested, so I can resolve me pent - up anger towards my mother
Mon, Jul 8 2007
burke says:
yeah, that might work too. Make sure to do a lot of cocaine too
Mon, Jul 8 2007
Big T says:
I am sure mom and dad can get you the coke at half prize, autumn, they would know a few people I would think
Mon, Jul 8 2007
little "autumn" says:
Yeah, definitely, i got taste of the white powder of god while i was still in the womb.
Mon, Jul 8 2007
big T says:
thats......... great........ Autumn... umm .... it's probably best you started at an early age
Mon, Jul 8 2007
little "autumn" says:
What about crack cocaine? Should I do that too?
Mon, Jul 8 2007
Big T says:
anything to block out the memory of your parents and your over sized name Autumn, since you probably won't be able to afford coke that often (because you are the daughter of trailer trash) I would recomend it
Mon, Jul 8 2007
little "autumn" says:
so i think i'll do porn for money for drugs and i'll occasionally cut myself
Mon, Jul 8 2007
burke says:
sounds like you have a good plan there little autumn
Mon, Jul 8 2007
little "autumn" says:
what if i get pregnant?
Mon, Jul 8 2007
big T says:
you could cut yourself on the face if you feel that helps autumn, as we won't be seeing to much of your face in the movies that you will be on, unless it's distorted with a large piece of meat in it
Mon, Jul 8 2007
little "autumn" says:
what sort of meat?
Mon, Jul 8 2007
big T says:
if you get pregnant then the cycle will continue for your daughter, and then your grandaughter, and then youir great grand daughter, and so on.... you can't help the fact that you are and were always meant to be... trailer tash
Mon, Jul 8 2007
big T says:
well autumn.... when a man loves a woman... ummm...
Mon, Jul 8 2007
little "autumn" says:
my life is going to suck
Mon, Jul 8 2007
big T says:
yeah good guess.... it's all about the sucking
Mon, Jul 8 2007
little "autumn" says:
penis?
Mon, Jul 8 2007
big T says:
yeah you could say that.. you will find out about it more when your 18 I suppose.. ask your mommy
Mon, Jul 8 2007
little "autumn" says:
my mommy told me to fuck off. what does that mean?
Mon, Jul 8 2007
Big T says:
ask your father
Mon, Jul 8 2007
little "autumn" says:
daddy got a weird look in his eyes and told me to go to my room
Wed, Aug 14 2007
Amanda T. says:
Honestly these parents should have thought of a better idea for a unique name because that's just insane.
Fri, Aug 16 2007
quitta says says:
yall ought to be happy yall alive
Tue, Aug 20 2007
hillary says:
wow theres just not any reason for making things so difficult...a name is not a joke or humorous...its a name..poor kid
Mon, Sep 2 2007
tiana says:
well to be honerst the parents don't give a fuck about the child giveing her a name like that! omg! poor soul <3
Thu, Sep 19 2007
bam says:
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can not beleave Autumn has aa long name like that. I hope she dose not tack 10 years like her mom to learn her name.
Sun, Oct 13 2007
abby says:
TO THE PARENTS:
get a life......and give your kid one too, BY CHANGING HER NAME TO SOMETHING NORMAL
Thu, Oct 17 2007
Susie Q says:
kids are gonna tease that poor little girl in school
Thu, Oct 17 2007
Zoe says:
parents. . .why would you do that to your daughter, do you not think about how that is going to affect her later in life. Or did you just do it for the attention?
Sun, Oct 27 2007
None of your beeswax says:
How could you do this to soemone! Your gonna stuff the poor girl up! Mentally! She'll grow up to kill her parents! Who would do this! This is NOT right!
Sun, Oct 27 2007
None of your beeswax says:
And how come there's no Darcy! Eeryone knows Les Darcy!
Fri, Nov 1 2007
mary jane says:
this baby will never be able to spell her own name.come on.
Fri, Nov 1 2007
Impressed Girl says:
I want to do the exact same thing, but i was unsure of it would be allowed. I found this website by looking up what is the most names a person can have so I ya'll can call me crazy but I will probably do the same!!!
Wed, Nov 27 2007
Sophia says:
Oh I think it's cute! But you know, my name is Sophia Annie Hayley Lucy Hilarie Karen Gardner, so that's probably why...
Sun, Dec 1 2007
Nigga says:
fuck you
Sat, Dec 14 2007
Tricia says:
I am amazed at these parents. I have seen people with 2 or even 3 middle names, but 25??? If they wanted to honor boxers, they should have had 25 kids and then at least the kids would grow up with a "little" normalacy in their lives. I just dont know what to even say.
Thu, Dec 19 2007
biggyman says:
well I think It's pretty weird to have 25middle names but I guess that is up to her mother and no one can take that away
Sat, Jan 11 2008
Nemer says:
My name is higgery tom shulette john bob tom bob john bob tom john bob bob tom bob tom tom tom johnny espesito car house wife husband bride groom garrison Frito Lay
Wed, Feb 19 2008
amra says:
jadno dijete sa ovolikim imenom,,,,cccc
Sun, Apr 26 2008
nika70 says:
that is crazy for somebody to have 25 middle names else for a baby
Wed, May 6 2008
kaitlyn says:
Are you kidding me? This is the most obsurde thing i have ever heard! That baby is going to be so confused and probly fail kindergarted because the parents dont know how to name their children. And for all the other kids compined 103?! JESUS CHRIST!
Wed, May 6 2008
kaitlyn says:
I just had to comment again because this just makes me sick to my stomach! Strictly ridiculous
Tue, May 19 2008
Hi says:
I have a penis, and I'd like to stick it in your ass.
Sun, Sep 6 2008
Autum's Mom says:
I hate my kid so much. SHE WILL NEVER SPELL HER OWN NAME!! HAHA
Mon, Sep 28 2008
Kaylin says:
That is ridiculous. The poor little girl! I would probably kill my parents if they named me that.
Wed, Oct 21 2008
Isaac says:
dumb
Wed, Oct 21 2008
Kate S says:
I think its funny... not my problem, so laugh it off. She'll change it. 
my norway friend had 32 middle names and a 17 letter first name. ppl r crazy
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